... eDave?....
"Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste"
Sympathy For The Devil, The Glimmer Twins
Firstly let me be quite clear .... I am not Dave!Dave is too lazy, conceited and self indulgent to blog.
I am in fact Dave's evil twin - as is appropriate my name is unpronounceable so just call me e-Dave. I'm sure some of you have spotted me on the odd occasions I've had to take over for the old bastard.
Right now he is semi-senseless on the floor surrounded by Filth and Detritus - did I mention Filth and Detritus, his two old hippy surfing mates - they in turn are surrounded by more guitars than 3 people really need, multiple weird and obscure percussion instruments, a small army of cats and a truckload of empty and nearly empty bottles of a foul Tasmanian swill mistakenly referred to as beer.
Not only have I had to endure noises that guitars were never meant to make, I have sat through the demented, twisted, dischordant caterwaulings that can only be produced by the unique lizard-brain found only in the most severely damaged refugees from the 70s. What is it about Neil Young anyway? and really, the Beach Boys, Jackson Browne ... and what the fuck is a Sopwith Camel?
Anyway .... oh yeah .... Dave says to tell you he'll blog soon ... as if anyone cares about his putrid offerings.
He also said to say (I'm not certain on this, its basically impossible to comprehend anything that erupts from his mouth ... have you noticed that his jaws just seem to move of their own accord and talk somehow comes out - I've known him a long time and he's never really exhibited any conscious control over it....)
He also said to say
HAHAHA! ... WE TRIED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE CLIENTS BUT YOU DIDN"T WANT TO BELIEVE US!! ... HAHAHA! ... AND YOUR'S ARE PUSSY CATS COMPARED TO SOME OUT THERE ... HAHAHA! ... ONLY SURFACE SCUM AND BOTTOM-FEEDERS IN THIS POND ... HAHAHA! ... GET THE CAT AWAY FROM THE TEQUILA ... HAHAHA! ... I"M GONNA RIDE MY LLAMA ... HAHAHA!
That's what the last bit sounded like anyway.
Anyway I've been here too long and Dave, in the words of Uncle Bob Dylan, "..aint goin' nowhere.." so I'm off to the casino.
Keep an eye out for me at school ... the differences are quite clear if you know what to look for.
